Omfg IRL Johnny Bravo.
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
Somewhere in the notes is someone writing a theses on how this oppressive.
NASA would have you believe this was an “accident.”
That it wasn’t planned.
I don’t buy it. I know the truth. I know this is the result of some poor engineer becoming delirious from working on Martian time. This poor bastard looked at their monitor one day to survey the desolate landscape of Mars. They looked around at this pristine world and what did they see? The glory and majesty of the universe? A reminder of how small we are?
They saw naught but a world bereft of penises, and said to themselves “No, this will not do.”
So many of my followers are fucking retarded.
lol fuck you too
LITERALLY MY FAVORITEThis is so much better than any russian roulette or “poison cookie” analogy.
i love how this is still being reblogged with that shit statistic
And fear of sharks is not seen as rational, unless you’re like, swimming next to one. (In which case your odds of being attacked by a shark a probably a lot higher than 1 in 3,748,067. Don’t panic.)
no what happened?
blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny
blanket apology to all the feamles i hated and slut shamed because i was up to my eyeballs in misogyny in general.
Male guilt: it’s not just for white knights anymore
Blanket apology to the awesome crocheted blanket I never made a lining for and I’ve been procrastinating since 2002. Sorry.